Biography!
Biography:
Born in the spring of 1967 in Hexham, I can’t remember what my parents did for a living at the time although I know it would have been something uncomplicated. One of my first memories was the utter disappointment on my Father’s and Grandfather’s face as they found me and a toddler friend just about to set fire to my uncles flat. I was 4 at the time. Why, Uncle Geordie, did you leave your front door key hanging from a lace inside your letter-box?